1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:05,410 Oh. This is a story about a guy named Al, and he lived in a sewer with his 2 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:08,770 hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up 3 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:12,650 his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he 4 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:15,950 worked in a new hippie congestion factory, and he played on the company 5 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:18,830 team, and every single night he had a strange recurring dream where he was 6 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:21,630 wearing leader holes and in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not 7 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:22,609 in the story. 8 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:25,990 Well, well, very next year he met a dental hygienist with a specialist 9 00:00:25,990 --> 00:00:29,950 on her arm, but he didn't even touch any lobster number, then he got himself a 10 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:31,730 job on a tater tot farm, and he spent... 11 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,220 Outro Music 12 00:01:14,430 --> 00:01:19,010 Today's lesson is, it's not so important to hold a world record, but it's always 13 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:21,050 important to do your best! 14 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,550 Oh, hey, how you doing? 15 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:28,990 I'm just trying to get the prize out of this box of sugar -coated bits and 16 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:29,990 pieces. 17 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:32,830 Aha! There you are. 18 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:37,770 My very own artificially preserved horseradish enchilada. 19 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,250 Mmm. 20 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:43,500 It even takes it through the plastic. 21 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,660 I could use a little time in the microwave, though. 22 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:54,920 Got one of those older microwaves, and it's just got this itty -bitty, teeny 23 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,060 -tiny little radiation leak. So if you'll just bear with me. 24 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,600 Okay, all set. 25 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,940 Here we go. 26 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,820 Okay, that should be enough time. 27 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:22,540 Nothing like the smell of horseradish and 28 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:23,540 melted plastic. 29 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:25,960 Hey, Harvey, you want a bite of my enchilada? 30 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,120 Harvey? 31 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,440 Where'd that little rascal go? 32 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,920 Harvey! Look at you, you're huge! 33 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,320 What happened? 34 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,140 Were you sitting by the microwave just now? 35 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:42,340 Oh, no. What have I done? 36 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:45,500 I've turned you into a grotesque, radioactive mutant. 37 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,260 Good enchilada, though. 38 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:52,700 Wow! I've never seen any hamster this big before. 39 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:56,260 This has got to be some kind of a... world record! 40 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:09,720 Presenting the president of the Guinness Book of World Records. 41 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,610 Sir Alec. 42 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:18,010 Oh, man, what an honor. Oh, Sir Alec, I am such a fan of yours. I've got all 43 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,010 your books. 44 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:21,150 You may stand. 45 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,370 One leg, please. 46 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:27,550 Now, this hamster, he is yours. 47 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,630 Yes? A simple yes or no will do. 48 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:33,990 Well, he certainly is a very large animal. 49 00:03:35,890 --> 00:03:38,850 No, no, no need for that. Let's just eyeball him. 50 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,420 Yes. 51 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,100 Yes. Yes. 52 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,000 Harvey the Wonderhamster now holds the new world record for largest rodent. 53 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,500 Whoa! 54 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:57,680 Oh, did you hear that, Harvey? He said you're the biggest. There he is. 55 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:01,240 Harvey, do you have an agent? Do you have a book deal? Do you hang out with 56 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,900 Incredible Hulk? Do you plan to change your name to an unpronounceable symbol? 57 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,580 Do you smell something funny? Harvey! 58 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,420 Harvey! Harvey! Harvey! Harvey! Harvey! 59 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:12,490 Show's over. 60 00:04:12,610 --> 00:04:13,990 Harvey needs his rest. 61 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:15,650 Thanks for coming. Goodbye. 62 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:17,029 Goodbye. 63 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:20,490 Treat Harvey well. 64 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:22,890 He's a credit to you and your cave. 65 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,070 Thank you, Feralic. 66 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:40,290 Oh, what's so great about a world record anyway? 67 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:45,190 It just means you're the best in the world, and no one can take that away 68 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:49,650 you, which must bring a tremendous amount of personal satisfaction and self 69 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,650 -worth. 70 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:56,610 Well, as my great -granddaddy Blind Lemon Yankovic always told me, Alfie, he 71 00:04:56,610 --> 00:05:00,470 said, if you need to be distracted from your wretched, meaningless existence, 72 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:02,650 why not turn on the TV? 73 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,480 There's a big door. 74 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:15,060 We'll repair it. That way you can keep the roof over your head. 75 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,340 Pirate roofing. We're number one. 76 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:25,940 Well, I loved this movie. This is easily one of the best films of the year. I 77 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:31,020 agree. Nothing else even comes close. When a film is clearly the best, it has 78 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:35,380 way of making everything else that's not the best seem, well, pathetic. I know, 79 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,780 and you're fine. yourself scratching your head thinking, what were those 80 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:41,780 movies? Who were those characters? What were the titles? Who knows? 81 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,700 And who cares? Throw them in the garbage and move on. 82 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,260 Citizens of Earth, we are Zargonauts from the planet Zargo 7. 83 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,840 We want all the humans on this planet who are the very best at something to 84 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,160 help us start a new super advanced civilization. 85 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,680 Everyone else, do whatever. 86 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,260 Oh, man. 87 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,660 I guess if you're not the best, you're just worthless. 88 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,400 You know what? 89 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,960 Harvey's not the only one who can get a world record. 90 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,460 I can get one, too. 91 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,480 In fact, I'm going to do it right now. 92 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,200 That's it. 93 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:21,540 I'm going to set the world record for accordion sit -ups. 94 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,840 Yeah! 95 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,460 I'm going to beat somebody. 96 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,700 We'll be right back. 97 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:31,640 Will Al set a new world record, or will his accordion be playing a different 98 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,840 tune? Hey, don't go away. The Weird Al Show will be back in a flash. 99 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,540 Can you believe it? The Weird Al Show is back! 100 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:44,840 Six! 101 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,180 Seven! 102 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:49,700 Hey, Al. 103 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,500 How's that world record coming along? 104 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,120 3 ,002! 105 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:54,920 3 ,003! 106 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:57,920 5 ,000! 107 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,320 Oh, man. That was hard, but sure was worth it. 108 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,480 That's going to be a world record, right? Hate to burst your bubble, buddy. 109 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,540 But it says here the sit -ups don't officially count unless the accordion's 110 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,299 your back. 111 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:13,880 Oh. Well, okay, um, something easier. 112 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:18,040 How about most donuts eaten in ten seconds? 113 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,240 Yeah, that's good. Okay, you gotta keep count of the donuts, all right? 114 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:23,060 Sure. 115 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,240 Here I go! 116 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,720 Whoa. 117 00:07:36,219 --> 00:07:37,420 Okay, how many was that? 118 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,380 One. One donut. 119 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,620 Is that a record? I don't think so. 120 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:47,400 Oh. Look, Al, getting a world record is a lot harder than you think. 121 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,540 Yeah, but look at all the attention Harvey's been getting. Yes, but do you 122 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:51,540 he's happier now? 123 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:55,280 He can't play on his habit trail. He doesn't have his privacy. 124 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:58,520 Oh, I didn't expect you to understand, but thanks anyway. 125 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,120 Well, better get back to my own cave. Got a souffle in the oven. 126 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,900 Okay, well, see ya. 127 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:10,050 Well, I can tell by the old clock on the wall that once again it's time for... 128 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:17,030 Al's Mailbag, that's right. Well, let's see what's in the old 129 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,030 mailbag this week. 130 00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:23,430 Reading letters always seems to cheer me up. 131 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:30,950 Dear Al, my eight -year -old brother currently holds four world records. 132 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:34,070 My ten -year -old sister already has five. 133 00:08:34,859 --> 00:08:39,299 I'm 12, and I'm ashamed to admit it, but I only hold three world records. 134 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,080 Is there something wrong with me? 135 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,880 Well, who could that be? 136 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,819 Oh, Mr. 137 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,700 Besenmayer. How are you today? Oh, fine. 138 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,120 Oh, hi, Harvey. 139 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:02,620 Say, I was just in the neighborhood and I was wondering if I could borrow a 140 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,320 cottage cheese lava lamp. 141 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,500 Sure. There you go. 142 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,320 It's so sweet. 143 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:12,300 As long as you're here, you want to watch another one of my home movies? 144 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:14,940 Actually, 145 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,680 I'm in a bit of a hurry. 146 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:17,960 Oh, then we better get started. 147 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,780 There we go. 148 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,500 This one's all about my greatest achievements in the world of sports. 149 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,310 Wow. Can you believe I ever had hair like that? Well, here I am, competing in 150 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,810 very first sporting event, the one -man freestyle tire roll. 151 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:38,970 This should only be attempted by freestyle tire rolling professionals. 152 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,290 I have to admit, it was pretty fun, once I stopped throwing up. 153 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:48,770 Oh, here I am playing golf. I used to love playing golf. I was really into it. 154 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:50,770 even played in the Masters Tournament one year. 155 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:54,710 There I was, one short putt away from fame and fortune when... Ow! 156 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,660 Those darn blimp explosions. 157 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:58,900 Don't you just hate distractions? 158 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,700 Oh, well, what are you going to do? 159 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,520 Oh, and a few years later, I was on the college track team. I never actually set 160 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,100 any records, but I learned a lot about the value of teamwork. 161 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,280 Oh, hey, look, there's my old teeth. 162 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:15,160 And most importantly, I learned how to be a good sport, because it really 163 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,060 doesn't matter who wins or who loses, as long as you have a good time and nobody 164 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,060 gets hurt. 165 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,420 Oh, boy, those were happy days. 166 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:24,900 Ready for another movie? 167 00:10:27,239 --> 00:10:30,920 I think I need to go home and walk the cat. 168 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,220 But you don't have a cat. 169 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,520 Oh, did I say cat? I meant my phone's ringing. 170 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:44,180 Well, I'm going to get back to setting my world record pretty soon, but right 171 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,180 now I'll give you a choice. 172 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:49,900 Press the red button if you want to see a video of me getting a root canal, or 173 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,800 the blue button if you just want to see some commercials. I highly recommend the 174 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,800 root canal video. 175 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:59,290 Is Al trying to set a world record for idiotic ideas? 176 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:02,630 Will he learn it's important to just do your best? 177 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,090 The Weird Al Show will be right back. I promise! 178 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,690 It's time for more of the Weird Al Show! 179 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:18,070 You know, Harvey, if I'm ever going to get a world record like you, I'm going 180 00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:19,070 need some help. 181 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:23,650 Hello, Glynnis? 182 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:27,880 It's Al. Hey, can you send every single world record holder you can find over to 183 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,580 my cave? I need a few pointers. 184 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,380 Great, thanks. 185 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:35,800 Okay, it'll be right over. While we're waiting, why don't you watch this Batman 186 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,800 cartoon? 187 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,460 The Adventures of Batman! 188 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,740 Ah, I really needed this. 189 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,960 Watch this. 190 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,560 Full of piping hot split pea soup. 191 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 ate split pea soup. 192 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,740 What evil mind could have perpetrated this dastardly deed? 193 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,080 Fat man, look. 194 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:35,660 Courtesy of Dr. 195 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,960 Quimby P. Lagoon. 196 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,660 Hmm. Could be a clue. 197 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,080 Your brain amazes me. 198 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,280 What say we follow this incriminating trail of croutons? 199 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,700 My crime fighter's instincts tell me this is the place. 200 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,320 Lagoon, I presume. 201 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:05,580 It's no use trying to stop me, fat man. I must see my plan carried out. That's 202 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,420 the same capsule he put in the pool water. 203 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:13,640 Oh, no. This capsule is much stronger. I just have to drop this into the nearest 204 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:18,100 sink and my ultra -super -concentrated formula will spread like a mighty green 205 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:23,900 fungus, transforming the city's entire water supply into split pea soup. 206 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,940 It will be a triumph for science. 207 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,380 I will be vindicated in front of all who mocked me. 208 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,460 Yeah, but couldn't you have picked a good soup? I mean, split pea. 209 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,320 Oh, no. This is really tasty. 210 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,880 My grandmother's recipe. 211 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,080 Try it. 212 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,460 Yum, yum, yummy. 213 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,820 Uh, Batman. 214 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:52,320 This plan of yours is the best idea I've ever heard. 215 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,720 Oh, I'm so glad you agree. 216 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,040 And you'll be able to get this soup out of any water outlet. 217 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,900 Just picture it. 218 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:05,460 This soup, whenever you want it, it will become part of the very fabric of our 219 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:09,100 lives. The world will be happier than it's ever been. 220 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,960 Hey, you two are getting along like peas in a pod, aren't you? 221 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,260 We sure are. 222 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,040 I love this guy. 223 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:25,780 Well, don't you think your new friend deserves a great big hug? 224 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,760 You bet. 225 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,360 Oh, no. 226 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,340 Wait, couldn't we just shake on it? No, no, no. 227 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,600 Harvey, I accidentally delivered the hug of doom. 228 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,220 Now he won't be able to carry out his plan. 229 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,720 Bummer. Okay, well, let's go home. 230 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:01,879 No, wait. 231 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,100 My business here is not finished. 232 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,600 You didn't see any more of that soup anywhere, did you? 233 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,700 Look, everyone. 234 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,600 Fat Man has saved the day. 235 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,720 Back off. This is my soup. 236 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,020 Get your own. 237 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,360 No, no. 238 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,480 Okay, Harv, pretty soon you're going to have some company in the record books. 239 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:31,819 That's right. 240 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,820 I'm going to get my own world record. 241 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,260 A bunch of record holders just dropped by, and they're going to give me a few 242 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,260 helpful tips. 243 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,540 Look at these guys. Isn't this cool? 244 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:44,400 Hey, you must be the world record holder for consecutive free throws. 245 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,780 That's me. Wow. 246 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,060 I bet when you set the world record, your friends were really envious, huh? 247 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,520 Friends? My only friends are my concentration and my follow -through. 248 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,060 Right. 249 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,740 Well, what should I do if I want a better world record? 250 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,000 Work as hard as you can. 251 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,020 Eliminate all your distractions. In fact, the reflection from your glasses 252 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,200 distracting me. Do you mind? 253 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,900 Oh, sorry. 254 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:09,300 Oh, hey, Cousin Corky. Hey, quite a crowd you got here. 255 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,080 I recognize a lot of these people. 256 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,299 Well, who are they? 257 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,360 They hold the record for the longest game of Marco Polo. 258 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,660 Marco! 259 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,100 He's been trying to catch her since 1966. 260 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,740 And who's that? 261 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:26,220 She's timing them. In fact, she currently holds the world record for the 262 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,580 consecutive hours timing someone. 263 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,780 Oh, I read about this guy. 264 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:34,580 Hey, beard man, how did you become a world record holder? 265 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,880 Well, I didn't have much choice, did I? 266 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,840 I don't know. I guess you could have cut it off at some point. What are you, 267 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,500 nuts? I can't cut it off. It's part of my body. 268 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,000 That's silly. You can cut off your beard any time you want to. All you need is a 269 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 pair of scissors. 270 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,880 Really? Give me those. 271 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:58,100 I am finally free! 272 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:06,319 Well, good buddy. 273 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,220 Looks like if you want a world record, you got your work cut out for you. 274 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:14,700 But if you want my advice, I'd say it's just as important to do your best as it 275 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,780 is to be the best. 276 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:19,690 Yeah, you know, I still think it would be really cool to have a world record, 277 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:23,730 but I don't know. I just don't think it's for me. All that sacrifice. 278 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:28,069 I mean, how could I ever give up smashing plates on my head? 279 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,990 Or squirting mustard on sumo wrestlers? 280 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,850 Or doing the Bolus Boy Dan? 281 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:41,770 Give all that up? 282 00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:55,650 You're the guy from Hanson, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're on vacation 283 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:58,550 looking for the world's largest rodents. Holy wow. 284 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:02,730 Harvey. Come on. No, no, stop. 285 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:05,890 The flash effect from those cameras made his place neurons in Harvey's 286 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:09,230 radioactive aura, damaging his neo -electrical field, resulting in a 287 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,530 and immediate growth reversal. 288 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,090 Oops. 289 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,070 See? Told you. 290 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,500 Sorry. Sorry. 291 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,060 Well, that's okay. 292 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,240 Harvey looks a lot happier now that he's not a tourist attraction anymore. 293 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,920 But you could make it up to us if you did one of your mega hit songs. 294 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,520 Okay. Sure. Let's go. Come on, guys. 295 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:40,380 We'll be right back with Hanson. Al has finally learned that holding a world 296 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,960 record isn't the important thing. 297 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,920 It's doing your best that counts. 298 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,320 Hold your horses. 299 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,900 We'll be right back. 300 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,700 Now, the spine -tingling conclusion of The Weird Al Show! 301 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:56,660 Look! Look! 302 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,860 It's him!